OK, I know
your initial feeling when walking into "Princess Diaries":
This is a cute, G-rated comedy. How good can it be? Well,
after watching "Shrek" and "Osmosis Jones" I
realized something many seem to overlook: It IS possible to make
a family comedy that's as appealing--if not more--to adults as it is
to children.
Garry Marshall
(director) pretty much took on this project because he wanted to make
a movie he can take his children to. I saw him on
"Hollywood Squares" virtually flaunting the film's G-rating.
And I hear a lot of butt kissing reviews from people who said
that this film "doesn't even feel like it's G-rated."
Yeah, right!
I'm not
going to be too hard on this pleasant modern fairly tale. It is
watchable and mildly amusing. Not the type of film you can
"hate." But the story wallows in predictability,
scooping up every possible fairly tale, love story and teen movie cliché.
In the tradition of "She's All That" we're introduced to an
attractive female lead, who wears a pair of thick-rimmed glasses
and suddenly we're supposed to think she's ugly. We're supposed
to understand why everyone around is treating her like an ogre.
As the antagonist, we have Mandy Moore as the ultimately stereotypical
cheerleader/popular girl in school who looks down upon everyone in
sight because she's so hot, and everyone looks up to her because
she's so hot. Yet everyone in the audience hates her guts.
What an irony! We have a Backstreet Boys reject as Mia's (Anne
Hathaway) schoolboy crush. She dreams about him all the time,
despite the fact that he's as subtle as a fire hydrant, not to mention
a complete jerk. And we have Mia's best friend's (Heather
Matarazzo) brother, who's an outcast just like her--despite the fact
that he's also quite attractive--and had the hots for her the day their
eyes met. I think you can sum up the whole plot structure right
there.
The comedy
is often flat, predictable and forced. It seems as if the
writers were thinking, "You know, since this is a kid's movie we
may as well sink to the lowest common denominator in comedy."
I only got a few intermittent chuckles from this script. I'm not asking for
subtlety, damn it! Even lightweight entertainment needs a
certain degree of wit.
On a more
positive note.....it's nice to see Julie Andrews on screen after
all these years. Her performance is superb, despite a low-level
script. She has the same on-screen charm she had back in
"The Sound of Music" and "Mary Poppins." We
also have Garry Marshall regular, the great Hector Elizondo.
He's fun and entertaining, as always. Another saving grace is
Larry Miller, who steals the show like usual. He's very funny as
the flamboyant Italian fashion expert, who gives Mia the magic
makeover.
Anne
Hathaway, though extremely beautiful, is phony in her performance.
She's never quite convincing as a geek or a princess. And her
performance is desperate and over-the-top.
Was I
taking this movie too seriously? Of course not. I
wasn't taking "Shrek" seriously. I wasn't taking
"Osmosis Jones" seriously. The difference is I
got tons of laughs out of those films and only a few from this one. "The Princess
Diaries" will naturally appeal greatly to the 12 and under crowd.
For older folks...unless you haven't been to the movies in three
decades, you shouldn't feel as enchanted as your 8-year-old daughter.
-- Matt
( 2 out of 4 pops )
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Patsy ( 2 out of 4 pops )
"The
Princess Diaries" was a pretty cute movie. It's basically modern
a cross between "My Fair Lady" and "Cinderella" in a
San Francisco private high school setting. The story is obvious--
nerdy girl finds out she's a princess, gets a makeover, and becomes
popular and happy. What bothered me was that Mia, the "nerdy
girl", is actually a pretty cool person. Just because she has
frizzy hair and glasses we're supposed to think she's a dork?!
Whatever, that is so lame and Disney should know better....I mean, what
does that say about society? If you're not perfect looking then
you're a loser? Great message. Anyway, the story wasn't
original and got a little boring near the middle; it was really obvious
that the story had to be stretched a little to make the movie
longer. Since "The Princess Diaries" was rated G and not
animated I have to give it a little credit for being as mildly entertaining
as it was. Little girls will like this movie, so take your little
princess see it...but make sure she knows that being cool is being
yourself! :)
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