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MOVIE REVIEW FOR "THEY" STARRING LAURA REGAN, MARC BLUCAS, AND ETHAN EMBRY
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Note: This film has a PG-13 rating

Junkie Rating:

This film received 2 1/2 pops out of 4 pops.This film received 2 1/2 pops out of 4 pops.This film received 2 1/2 pops out of 4 pops.This film received 2 1/2 pops out of 4 pops.

 

Cast and Credits

Robert Harmon (Director)
Laura Regan (Julia)
Marc Blucas (Paul)
Ethan Embry (Sam)
Dagmara Dominiczyk (Terry)
Jon Abrahams (Billy)

 

 
      Don't let the title fool you.  This film is billed as "Wes Craven Presents They", but Wes Craven had very little to do with the picture other than dishing up a few bucks for the budget.  He didn't write it, he didn't direct it, and he doesn't have a cameo in it like he did in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".  But, Wes Craven's influence is dripping from this picture.
      
      Like "Jeepers Creepers", this is not your typical horror film.  There is something about this flick that recalls horror movies from the early eighties and sometimes even horror films from the fifties and sixties.  Sure, the modern day special effects and soapdish acting techniques are a little off-putting, but it is sometimes easy to look past all that if the suspense and overall creepiness are just right.  In most instances in "They", those aspects are timed just perfectly to produce optimum scare and fright.  Or, at least that's how I felt about the whole situation.
 
      The plot to "They" revolves around occurrences known as 'night terrors'.  They are a real phenomenon and are usually experienced as children.  They are very real and vivid dreams that cause a person to sometimes sleepwalk, become disoriented--and once they have awoken--impair their ability to distinguish dream from reality.  According to Billy (Jon Abrahams) and his two eccentric friends (Ethan Embry and Dagmara Dominczyk), there are demons that cause these night terrors.  Sometimes these demons take us as children, mark us with an implant, and then come back to collect us as adults.  Billy explains this to his lifelong pal Julia (Laura Regan) mere seconds before he pulls out a revolver and blows his brains out all over the diner table.  Traumatic, eh?  The rest of the film deals with these 'night terrors' and the attempts of Julia to discover the truth and stop them.  It turns out that they only true way to keep them away is with, you guessed it, light.
 
      So, the plot sounds kind of, well, dumb.  But, it really turns out a lot better than it sounds.  Director Robert Harmon has really only had one successful film before, the Rutger Hauer slasher flick "The Hitcher" which has become more of a cult favorite than anything else.  This film shows his talent for timing and suspense, which he masters to an art with some of the scenes in this flick.  We never really see the creatures close up, we only hear screeches and bangs and see the occasional dark figure or shadow.  The creatures do, however, bare a striking resemblance to the creatures in the "Alien" films.  Go figure.
 
      "They" does have a couple of flaws, however.  The ending hits us like a freight train and comes about way too quickly.  We are barely given enough time to work things out for ourselves.  Also, some of the dialogue and scripting is a little boring and redundant.  I know the director was going for a mood, but "A Nightmare on Elm Street" does not mix well with "The English Patient" and "Ten Things I Hate About You". 
 
      Overall, "They" managed to startle me a couple times and flat out scare me several times.  This is not nearly as startling as "The Ring" or "Signs", but it was nice to be scared and entertained in November.  It's a good feeling.  They (I don't know who 'they are', and if I did, it would have spoiled this movie for me) should release horror films near Thanksgiving more often.  The Pilgrims would have wanted it that way.


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Billy Ray ( 3 pops out of 4 pops ) 

 

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Other Junkie's opinions.....

      Matt ( 2 out of 4 pops )

      First of all, I'd like to establish that I had no intention of seeing this flick.  And I mean that literally.  My father and I actually purchased tickets for "Solaris," but since my local movie theater is owned by crackheads, the employees told us--after we were already inside the theater--that the theater that was playing "They" had projection problems and since more people bought tickets for that movie than "Solaris" they decided to switch the theaters and cancel "Solaris."  Therefore, we were permitted to see any other movie that was playing.  My dad's not a fan of scary movies, but it's either we watch a cartoon ("Treasure Planet" or "8 Crazy Nights") and he'll just fall asleep or we watch a film with excessive profanity ("Friday After Next") and I'll have to listen to him complain throughout.  So I decided, what the heck?  I'll give this movie a try.  I already began to have negative feelings about the film when I saw the TV spot, in which the title is preceded by a "Wes Craven Presents."  Now, any self-respecting movie buff knows that means that Wes was only the executive producer, but anyone else will probably be tricked into thinking, "Wow, that dude who directed 'Nightmare on Elm Street' just made another movie!"  No way.  The movie doesn't have any known actors (other than Ethan Embry, who's known to a degree), so slapping on Wes' name is the only way the film will have any name recognition.  Anyway, the film wasn't that bad, but it wasn't that good either.  It's one of those films that kept me intrigued and intrigued, and when the payoff finally comes...it goes limp.  I would like to have seen the monster (or whatever the hell that thing was) in at least one shot, but instead all we see are flashes of it--sure sign of a low budget.  So "They" is a couple notches above the "Wishmaster" flicks (also produced by Wes), but it's the kind of flick that should've garnered a direct-to-video release.  And by God, what was with that STUPID ending???  I'm sitting there on the edge of my seat, waiting to see what will happen next and BOOM!  Roll credits.